Got Milk?


I'm a lifelong man with a mission to taste all of the nutritious milk. I have always enjoyed milking and entertaining but wasn't keen on anything else; so, after completing an Level 7 qualification in Advanced Milking, I started my own empire.





I
am
the
Milk
Man.


Whether you're looking for a delicious afternoon milk for a few close friends, a tempting selection of milk for your party, or a milking for a work event, wedding or funeral, The Milkman provides the highest quality milk for every occasion.

If you'd like to discuss further or would like to to make a booking, drop me an email at: [email protected]


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The Milkman

Let's do business.

I know you're interested, so just email me.

Whilst I have no set-menus, I will always strive to work with you to get a feel for the occasion and offer a variety of suggestions depending on the number of guests (up to 60) and considering any dietary requirements.

I milk as freshly as possible from my home kitchen, ready to be served. Serving and clearing is also available.

Joe Delaney